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TOP 3 FUN FACTS

  1. i have an identical twin sister.
  2. she has five more teeth than me.
  3. i started collecting business cards in 2016, and have amassed 1000+ of them, probably. it's a rather conservative estimate, to be honest. i'm currently in the process of digitizing them into a complete catalog and attempting to build an interactive map, so hopefully i can finish those soon :)



STATS

zetamac high score (default settings) 78
typing speed/accuracy (10 seconds) 180 wpm/100%
typing speed/accuracy (5 minutes) 122 wpm/99%

human benchmark visual memory 16
human benchmark number memory 15
human benchmark verbal memory 126


WHY "SPAGHETTIINHALERS"?

i attended public school from grade 1 to 12, but i attended a montessori for kindergarten because my parents did not trust the quality of public kindergarten education. a reasonable opinion, if you ask me. the montessori served us lunch, and every friday was spaghetti & meatballs day. it was the only day i looked forward to, because i loved spaghetti & meatballs. however, my parents didn’t know how to cook spaghetti & meatballs, so when i graduated kindergarten, i left spaghetti & meatballs behind. i was devastated, and i could not stop talking about spaghetti & meatballs. three spaghetti & meatballs-less years later, while on vacation, my family surprised me by taking me to an italian restaurant, where i could order spaghetti & meatballs from people who actually knew how to make good spaghetti & meatballs. unfortunately, the only spaghetti & meatballs dish available was an extra-large portion meant to be shared by two adults on a date who wanted a “lady and the tramp spaghetti & meatballs” moment. i ordered the spaghetti & meatballs because i didn’t care, i needed my spaghetti & meatballs so bad. meanwhile, my mom told my dad to hold off on ordering food, because she needed him to finish the spaghetti & meatballs for me if i failed my mission. of course, i made sure that didn’t happen. when the spaghetti & meatballs arrived and they set the enormous plate down in front of me, like the deer-eating snakes of common misconception, i (figuratively) unhinged my jaw and finished off the spaghetti & meatballs in less than 5 minutes. i then burst into flames right there at the table. when they finally extinguished me, i rose anew from the ashes, and “spaghettiinhalers” was born. she retired after a very short career due to a series of extenuating circumstances and health-conscious choices.

also, i like spaghetti carbonara more now. sorry